Salt & Peppa – India-Bound Underground Brisket

Description: In a world where cows are sacred (India), we bring them brisket.

Recipe: True Texas brisket only comprises of a salt and pepper dry rub.

Market: Progressive India.

Business Trips

Description: It’s a corporate team building firm, where everybody takes acid.

Strippers and Brisket

Description: Come for the brisket. Stay for the strippers. Or vice versa.

Hoe-listic Medicine

Description: It’s a strip club. But also a dispensary.

Single Malt Milk

Description: In a world where people care viciously about sustainability, local sourcing, and organicity, we bring you – single malt milk. No longer receive a gallon concoction of at least several hundred cows. Know your local cow, pamper her, and receive only her prized delicious, creamy teet nectar.

Delivery and Business Model: Subscription basis – old school milkman style, directly from farm to home.

Market: India.

Extras:

  • Pay for experiences – Meet your cow
  • Pay to treat your cow – Professional massages, spa day
  • Pay to eat your cow – When your cow has reached the end of milking lifespan, every subscriber of any tier is entitled to 2 lbs of ground beef. Pay more for nicer cuts such as New York strip, ribeye, or filet mignon medallions!

Note: “Single barrel” milk, might be a more apt label, but “single malt” tested better with audiences.

Boober (or Büber)

Description: It’s uber. But also hooters.

Uber for Piggyback Rides

Description: Piggyback rides for all! As a ride-sharing company, we plan to disrupt the 1 mile or less segment of local transportation, currently dominated by automobile ride-shares (Uber, Lyft, Via), and bicycle-shares (Citi Bike, Capital Bikeshare, electronically-assisted Uber-owned Jump Bikes) and scooters (Skip, Bird, Lime, Lyft).

Seeking: We are looking for investors that’d hop on-board this idea! Specifically, a capital investment of $230 million for 10% of the company ($2.3 billion valuation).

Market: Late night hours near bars, as the market is highest for people disliking walks of any distance (short or long).