Description: Come for the brisket. Stay for the strippers. Or vice versa.
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Hoe-listic Medicine
Description: It’s a strip club. But also a dispensary.
Single Malt Milk
Description: In a world where people care viciously about sustainability, local sourcing, and organicity, we bring you – single malt milk. No longer receive a gallon concoction of at least several hundred cows. Know your local cow, pamper her, and receive only her prized delicious, creamy teet nectar.
Delivery and Business Model: Subscription basis – old school milkman style, directly from farm to home.
Market: India.
Extras:
- Pay for experiences – Meet your cow
- Pay to treat your cow – Professional massages, spa day
- Pay to eat your cow – When your cow has reached the end of milking lifespan, every subscriber of any tier is entitled to 2 lbs of ground beef. Pay more for nicer cuts such as New York strip, ribeye, or filet mignon medallions!
Note: “Single barrel” milk, might be a more apt label, but “single malt” tested better with audiences.
Boober (or Büber)
Description: It’s uber. But also hooters.
Uber for Piggyback Rides
Description: Piggyback rides for all! As a ride-sharing company, we plan to disrupt the 1 mile or less segment of local transportation, currently dominated by automobile ride-shares (Uber, Lyft, Via), and bicycle-shares (Citi Bike, Capital Bikeshare, electronically-assisted Uber-owned Jump Bikes) and scooters (Skip, Bird, Lime, Lyft).
Seeking: We are looking for investors that’d hop on-board this idea! Specifically, a capital investment of $230 million for 10% of the company ($2.3 billion valuation).
Market: Late night hours near bars, as the market is highest for people disliking walks of any distance (short or long).