Leg Day Wine

Description(s):
The legs on this wine are out of this world.

Hidden Weiner

Description(s):
Game show where they hide hot dog in dishes and they win if the customer does not complain (whether or not they notice).

Example: Blending a hot dog in a Smoothie Shop beverage

Poo-Pointments

Description(s):
For households with 1 bathroom (no half baths) and 6 family members. Stay regular, schedule your poop to avoid the toilet while it’s in use.

It’s like calendly but for shitting.